I have constructed the perfect Opponaut.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 01/11/2015 at 01:41 • Filed to: None

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Here's his/her description:

It's an SR71 pilot with an alternator tattoo, but thinks it's a turbocharger. It drives a doorless Jeep and maintains a hatred of an insurance company. It also drives a Miata NA Turbo manual diesel wagon with a rotary, a FiST, a FoST, and has a closet full of Blipshift shirts.

Now it's off to The Sims to create this abomination.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > TheHondaBro 01/11/2015 at 01:44

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Might want to add that the Miata wagon is, of course, brown. :-)

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > TheHondaBro 01/11/2015 at 01:58

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I think you configure those.

PatBateman > TheHondaBro 01/11/2015 at 02:16

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False. I don't like/have any of those things.

macanamera > TheHondaBro 01/11/2015 at 02:19

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What's his/her favorite airplane?

TheHondaBro > macanamera 01/11/2015 at 02:31

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A super duper fast SR71.

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 01/11/2015 at 02:33

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Well then, I think it's time priorities shift...

Tina Corbett > TheHondaBro 01/11/2015 at 09:01

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I don't see Volvo listed anywhere....

LeonardSkeonard, FiSTer > TheHondaBro 01/11/2015 at 17:54

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Before I sold my RX-8, I was dangerously close to fulfilling about half of those.